The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. "The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly who you are."The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman.No matter how stupid problems sound to you." - Megan Mullally "Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse."If at first you don’t y doing it the way your wife told you." - Unknown."Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." - Unknown.If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married." - Unknown "If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise."For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom."To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it whenever you're right, shut up." - Ogden Nash.There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt." - Charles Schulz "A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes into it." - Unknown.Marriage is the eye-opener." - Pauline Thomason It is also remembering to take out the trash." - Dr. "Marriage is not just spiritual communion.It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love." - Dr. "We are all a little weird, and life is a little weird."The secret to a good marriage is to be a little deaf." - Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
"May your household multiply, and may your hearts never be divided."."May the most you wish for be the least you get.".I actually like both of you-do you have any idea how rare that is?" "Now, let’s raise our glasses to the happy couple."Never laugh at your spouse’s choices.
"Here's to you and here's to me, I hope we never disagree, But if, perchance, we ever do, Then here's to me, and to hell with you."."May your children be blessed with rich parents."."What do late nights, wild parties, and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those things from now on.